- Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.
- Always remember you are unique. Just like everyone else.
- Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
- If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
- Life is short, so sometimes you should break the RULES, FORGIVE quickly, KISS slowly, LOVE truly, LAUGH uncontrollably, and NEVER REGRET ANYTHING that made you SMILE.
- Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you criticize him, you’re a mile away and you have his shoes.
- If at first, you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
- If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
- Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.
- Good judgment comes from a bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
- A closed mouth gathers no foot.
- What is the difference between school and life? School teaches you lessons and then gives you a test. Life gives you a test and you learn the lessons.
- Some things are easier done than said.
- There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
- Generally speaking, you aren’t learning much when your lips are moving.
- Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
- Never miss a good chance to shut up.
- We are born naked, wet and hungry and get slapped on our behind—then things get worse.
- The most wasted day of all is one in which we have not laughed.
- Count your blessings and appreciate your loved ones and friends.
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