Heterogenous Thoughts of Others

  • Don’t be irreplaceable.  If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.
  • Always remember you are unique.  Just like everyone else.
  • Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
  • If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
  • Life is short, so sometimes you should break the RULES, FORGIVE quickly, KISS slowly, LOVE truly, LAUGH uncontrollably, and NEVER REGRET ANYTHING that made you SMILE.
  • Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes.  That way, when you criticize him, you’re a mile away and you have his shoes.
  • If at first, you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
  • If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
  • Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.
  • Good judgment comes from a bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
  • A closed mouth gathers no foot.
  • What is the difference between school and life?  School teaches you lessons and then gives you a test.  Life gives you a test and you learn the lessons.
  • Some things are easier done than said.
  • There are two theories to arguing with women.   Neither one works.
  • Generally speaking, you aren’t learning much when your lips are moving.
  • Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
  • Never miss a good chance to shut up.
  • We are born naked, wet and hungry and get slapped on our behind—then things get worse.
  • The most wasted day of all is one in which we have not laughed.
  • Count your blessings and appreciate your loved ones and friends.